Sunday I took you to the airport and it was a sad morning. Neither of us got much sleep and you didn’t want to go. When I got back to 319 I sat on the couch and played video games while everyone else slept. I should have turned the volume way up but I didn’t.
I took Becki home once everyone woke up. Then we went to Comfort for brunch. I had eggs Benedict similar to those pictured. After brunch Karen, Brittany, Bill and I went back to 319 and stayed there until 11ish. We watched Labyrinth, The Room, and the last 5 episodes of season 5 of Lost. We ate pizza and then I took Karen and Brittany home.
I spent…
…the weekend house sitting Dave and Kristin’s place. So I didn’t have a computer and I will stop leaving posts on here. Glad you’re home.
Remember that tweet Brandon sent about making a Dianabot? I had been milling around the idea of mocking up pictures with your face on a mannequin at #tacos and everyone pretending like you were there. I have yet to do that. Dianatron may be easier.
I went to Silent Movie Revival tonight. It was at Gallery 5. They showed a Dali film that was sooo bizarre but very good. Liza Kate played the soundtrack and I haven’t seen her play in so long and she was so amazing that I bought her new CD.
So.
NEW GAME
Upon leaving the Civil War Expo I overheard a conversation between Karen and Phil. Apparently, the night before, they had a conversation about movie titles taken in the context of pooping. Don’t scrunch up your face. Let me try and explain.
- The game is called Poop Movies.
- The rules: come up with a movie title that would double as an act of pooping.
- How to win: make all your friends cry with laughter / laugh harder while still laughing at the previous poop movie suggestion.
Examples of Poop Movies
- The Departed
- Waiting to Exhale
- Hope Floats
- The Green Mile
- The Little Mermaid
There are variations to the game such as Poop Bands. This variation is tricky as you cannot merely suggest a band whose musical talent is shit. It’s all in the name.
- Fall Out Boy
- Brand New Disaster
- The Flaming Lips
So when you see people indiscriminately doubling over and starting to cry. It’s a poop movie conversation. When someone (Bill) says Bridges of Madison County and everyone does the awkward stare off to the side and no one is laughing or further discussing the merits or flaws of aforementioned film: Poop Movie.
You can find recent additions to poop movies by typing #poopmovies in the Twitter search engine.
Saturday we went to this. I don’t know how many pictures anyone took. I think it was none. We had a blast. It was a lot more about relics than we anticipated. I think Phil was disappointed there was no fitting station for wool uniforms and accoutrements.
FRIDAY
Mouthbreather at Gallery 5 followed by Worn in Red
followed by Ultra Dolphins
followed by Cherry Bond at Cous Cous
I’ll interject here. The sauce had gone to the Need Supply party thing at the Bank and Vault bar and club downtown. Apparently the DP was shit but there was a millionaire dude there having his birthday party. The girls proceeded to get smashed on his tab and managed to fend off propositions to have 3 and 4somes in the bathroom. Now let me clarify. He was propositioning 1 -2 sauces to join him and his wife in the bathroom. Yeah, gross.
Followed by last minute tacos and burritos at Little Mexico
Friday afternoon a random girl named Britt D added me as a friend on foursquare. I accepted thinking it was Britsauce and immediately tweeted “Dear Brittany, Are you feeling ok? Welcome to foursquare and zero privacy.”
Then I went to foursquare and found out it was a totally different person. So , I went back to twitter and deleted the tweet. Unfortunately Brittany had been notified. Unbeknownst to me, she had already retaliated but I was not aware ‘til she texted me asking me to go to foursquare and look how she had fucked up.
– FEED@IanRva You are a weirdo. Check into THAT! (3 minutes ago)
@The Faison School for Autism (1 hour ago)
BYOT
Went to Brett’s house tonight with Phil, Bill and Kenny. Ate a 6 pack of chicken from NY Pizza and Chicken Sub Palace first so I wouldn’t eat more than my share of pizza. It was a good idea as I matched slices with everyone. Brett’s gotten a lot better at this since the last time I went.
Got my Elph in the mail today. Expect epic photos to update you from now on.
Also don’t sweat the Zumi cam I sent you a pic of. Karen found where we can get them in the states.
Let’s see it’s Thursday night about 5:32pm. Tonight the sauce is gathering to do this at parkberry. They are promptly going to follow it up with a midnight screening of this. They are dressing up.
